Oversized Contemporary Hoodie-Heritage Series-Paris| FORTEEFIED™

“Oui wear this better.”

Let’s be brutally honest: your Oversized Paris Hoodie game? Nonexistent. Zero flair. Negative drama. It’s giving laundry day, not runway slay. Time to delete the tired threads and install some French-coded fabulousness. Enter the Unisex Streetwear Hoodie – Heritage Series – Paris — the wearable equivalent of saying “je suis better than you.”

This isn’t just another hoodie destined to disappear into your closet’s emotional graveyard. This is a heavyweight, head-turning flex that walks the line between cozy and couture. It doesn’t just warm you — it raises your entire aesthetic.

🧥 A Hoodie with Baguette-Level Personality

Let’s talk details. On the back: the Pont Neuf, Paris’s oldest bridge and your new excuse for pretending you’re well-read and mysterious. This print doesn’t just say, “I’ve been to Paris.” It says, “I am Paris.”

And the front? Just one word: PARIS, loud and proud — because if you’re going to name-drop a city, make sure it has better bread, better fashion, and fewer bad decisions than yours.

This isn’t comfort that whispers. It yells, in French, from a café window, while sipping overpriced espresso and judging someone’s outfit. Made with 400 GSM heavyweight fabric, this is the unisex streetwear hoodie that laughs in the face of flimsy fast fashion. This one’s built for drama, decadence, and dodging your ex at brunch.

🧵 Let’s Talk Features (and Feelings)

• 400 GSM Fabric – Like a weighted blanket with better street cred. Won’t ghost you mid-season like that emotionally unavailable Sagittarius.

• 90% Cotton / 10% Poly – Soft and reliable. Unlike your last situationship.

• Super Combed – Smoother than your best pickup line (when it actually works).

• Pre-Shrunk – No post-wash betrayal. This hoodie stays loyal.

• Bio-Washed – Good for the planet. Great for your sensitive artist side.

• Derby Ribbed Hem & Cuff – Keeps its shape even when you lose yours.

• Oversized Unisex Fit – Fits you, your ex, your bestie, and possibly your dog if he’s into fashion.

🥐 Fit for French Daydreams

Picture this: You, on a balcony, in your Oversized Paris Hoodie, holding a chipped coffee mug, staring out at absolutely nothing but looking deep. There’s probably a poetry book nearby. Or maybe you’re just scrolling memes. Either way, you look cinematic.

This hoodie is ideal for:

• Sulking in cafés (with artistic flair)

• Dramatic exits from uncomfortable conversations

• Zoom calls that feel like press conferences

• Airport struts with zero luggage

• Judging macaron flavors you don’t even like

It’s not just a hoodie. It’s your emotional support garment. Your fashion therapy. Your wearable je ne sais quoi.

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*All measurements are provided in inches. While dimensions are accurate to the listed specifications,
a variance of up to 0.5 inches may occur due to standard manufacturing tolerances. Customers are advised to refer to the sizing chart when selecting sizes.*

SIZE	CHEST (IN)	LENGTH (IN)
XS	40	27
S	42	28
M	44	29
L	46	30
XL	48	31
2XL	50	32

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✨ Parisian Chic Without the Try-Hard

You don’t need to chain-smoke or fake a French accent to pull off Parisian streetwear. Just throw this on and suddenly you’re effortlessly cool — like you smell faintly of espresso, sarcasm, and unbothered ambition.

And whether you’ve strolled the Seine or just binged Emily in Paris three times (no judgment), this hoodie brings that unapologetic Paris energy to your wardrobe — minus the jet lag and overpriced hotel room.

⚠️ Side Effects May Include:

• Spontaneous pouting

• Urge to say “merci” in the middle of arguments

• Involuntary critique of other people’s fashion choices

• Mild superiority complex around basic hoodies

Let others wear basic. You?
You wear the Oversized Paris Hoodie — the ultimate unisex streetwear hoodie that brings confidence, comfort, and just enough chaos to any outfit.

And when someone inevitably asks, “Where’d you get that?” — just smirk and say:
“C’est Forteefied, darling.”